5 Word Story

JP Is sure all of you have done this somewhere else or maybe here before. But, for those who don't know, jp will explain. JP will start the story with 5 words (go figure). The next person who posts continues the story, but can only use 5 words as well. It continues so on and so forth. Anybody can start/end sentences whenever they please, but can only have 5 words in their post. Let's see how long and crazy we can get this one going. JP Will start.





One day in stay alive

it was a normal day

but then asianman6924 joined and....

everyone starting eating white rice

but it wasn't cooked rice

And it tasted like shit

but we all kept eating

Beacuse we are fat asses

this story failed bad, new?

I was raping JPONRY quietly

but then i had to

change madonna's flat tire. Afterwards

i joined a sexual group

and got down with the

sexy lesbian asian hookers. We

fled the holocaust to antarctica.

and joined the penguin liberation

So police called Sherlock Holmes

and that mother fucker failed

to see that he was

really not very smart. He

had a son named ganji

who got killed by petwussy

he got his head shot..

with more loads then jenna..

So after breakfast, everyone bought